Bottled water sucks. You likely know that, educated and conscious reader, yet I am flabbergasted every time I see someone wheeling cases of plastic bottles -topped with plastics nozzles, covered with plastic caps, and bound together with colorful, marketing exec approved plastic shrink-wrap – out of Stop & Shop. Have these people honestly not heard of the reusable water bottle? Or perhaps they do not know the realities of the commoditized water industry, which is destroying the fabric of cultures, indigenous and otherwise, around the world. Or maybe they are unaware that plastic never goes away, and is the key contributor to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (most conservatively estimated to be the size of Texas) floating in the Pacific Ocean. In case you did not know about these deterrents to bottled water use, check out the links sprinkled above.
But what happens when you are trying to do the right thing and make a statement by always traveling with your own re-usable bottle, and you find out the company you have purchased said bottle from is profiting off of some not-so-animal-friendly products? Weird, right? I just recently learned that the Nalgene company, purveyor of those colorful plastic bottles, dubbed as indestructible and found in bounty on college campuses across the country, also sells animal restraint devices used for animal testing. Gross!
The Nalgene white paper on their animal testing products (found here) states: “We do not conduct any animal testing in the development or manufacturing of our products and we do not condone the inhumane treatment of animals”. By confirming that they do not conduct any animal testing in the development or manufacturing of our products, they are appealing to us as consumers. “Oh” we may think, “well, there wasn’t any animal testing on the product I purchased”, and that is a valid point if that is the scale at which you’re assessing the situation.
If, however, you are not into animal testing and are not looking for an easy argument (cough – wheeze – that’d be the one above – cough) to feel OK about buying that pink Nalgene with the yellow top because it’s so damn cute, then let’s unpack the scenario. Supporting a company that makes animal testing equipment means you’re increasing their bottom line, enabling them to continue pumping out the restraints, cages, etc. that supply folks that are testing on creatures not so unlike ourselves. Just because your specific product wasn’t created out of ingredients that were first shot into the eyes of bunny rabbits or injected into the veins of “lab” rats doesn’t make it OK to sponsor a corporation that enables countless companies and individuals around the world to do just that. You could look at it this way too… Just because a bullet manufacturer providing ammunition for the War in Afghanistan didn’t kill anybody in the manufacturing of their death pellets, it doesn’t mean that I, an anti-violence anti-Afghan War consumer, am going to buy a cell phone cover they make just because I like the finish on it. I wouldn’t want to support that kind of company, and I wouldn’t feel any better about supporting Nalgene knowing they are cool with providing torture devices, I mean animal restraints, to labs.







